Peachy Keen

I sent an e-mail today to Kyle with a simple question, "How is your day going?" I wasn't expecting the following response,

I was attacked by a peach....
I had my pile of fruit on my desk. I reached over to grab my peach but got momentarily distracted by something I was working on. the top of my hand lightly touched the dry stalk of my banana so I glanced at my desk...thought the stalk was a bug. I flinched and hurled the peach into my forehead which then hit my desk and made a lovely splat mark.
The partially mashed peach did manage to roll off my desk and onto the floor....Does any of this surpise you?!

I am laughing so hard that I have tears in my eyes. My co-workers must think I am crazy.